- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Women's rights

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

The Oakland Raiders

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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