- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

knock knock come in !

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Communism hehe xd

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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