- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What hurts like hell? HELL

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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