What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

I am dyslexic

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Screw it you write the joke.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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