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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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