- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

penis

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

The New York Giants

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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