- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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