- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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