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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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