- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is green and slow Grass.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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