- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Women outside of the kitchen.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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