What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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