Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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