- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Communism hehe xd

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You are joking right?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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