- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Turkeys are obese

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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