why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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