- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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