- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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