- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A pope meets another one

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

civil rights

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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