Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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