A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What's just not right? Left

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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