- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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