- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do I hate? people

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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