- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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