- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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