THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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