There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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civil rights

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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whats a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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