- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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