- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Women's rights

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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