- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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