- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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