- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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