What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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