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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Jake. Walsh.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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