- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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