- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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