- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Lil Wayne

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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