Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's up? Your time.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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