- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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