What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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