- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

the economy.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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