Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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