Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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