what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

9/11

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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