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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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