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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.