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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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