You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Its open.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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