- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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