Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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