- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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