- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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