- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

12 in general

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

The cream, it is coming

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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