- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A penis walks into a bar..

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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