- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??