You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Anti Joke

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