How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

human centipede

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Chris Bosh's neck

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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