knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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