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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Barack Obama.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Your mother is average.

child labor

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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