- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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