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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Jovan

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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