Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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star wars kid

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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