- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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