- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Andoni was here

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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