- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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