What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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