What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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