- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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