- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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