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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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