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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

i have yougurt mit traktor

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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