- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

you know whats not funny white boards.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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