- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Guest what in the butt

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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