- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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