Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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