What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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