Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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