- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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