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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

rabbits running in my bathroom!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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