- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

WOw you have no life

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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