- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How many light bulbs? 1

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster