- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

your mom.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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