- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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