What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What is green and slow Grass.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A penis walks into a bar..

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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