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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

The cream, it is coming

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Penis

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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