- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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