A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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feminine literature

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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