- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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