- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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