- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

your mom.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A blind man walks into a library.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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