- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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