- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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