- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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