- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

it was all Tagart

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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