- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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