why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Anti Joke

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