- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Women's rights

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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