- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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