Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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