- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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