- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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