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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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