"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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