- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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