- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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