What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

hers a joke... japanese people

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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