- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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