- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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