- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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