- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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