A man did not like this site

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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it was all Tagart

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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