- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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