- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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