- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

woman's rights

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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