I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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