How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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