hi charles lattuca III

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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