- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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