- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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