- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

dallen loves penis

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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