- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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