- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A man did not like this site

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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