- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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