- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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