- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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