- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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