First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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