- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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