Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Yes

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

there once was a frog with no leggs

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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