- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

who is not good looking? mon morello

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