why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

you give like i give lomain

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

William wright is Gay

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Men's rights

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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