Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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