- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

run farther?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Barack Obama.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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