- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

bite me

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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