Actually it was me Josh brown

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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