What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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