Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Emily Walker.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

how do you call someone? use a phone

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

the midget went to the midget store

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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