I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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