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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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