how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

my gramma died

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

I think everybody should have a penis.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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