- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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