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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!