- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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