- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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