- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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