- Anti Joke

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."