How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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No antijoke here.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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