- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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