- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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