- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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