Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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