- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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