- Anti Joke

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Tunechi

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato