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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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