What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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