- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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