- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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