- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I have cancer. And you're next.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Yo Mama just died.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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