- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

I don't get it

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Leave. Now.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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