What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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White NBA players.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Andoni was here

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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