- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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