- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

The Morman Religion.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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